Earthquakes, you guys gotta chill out!

This post is a very special one as I'd like to dedicate it. This post is dedicated to you earthquakes.

What is the meaning of all these earthquakes everywhere just causing mayhem!? Within the last few months they've been everywhere without giving us poor humans a break. Lately they have just devastated some countries like Malaysia, Haiti, Chile and now even Japan! And Japan not only once but twice! Come on man! Cut us some slack !

And these guys don't care where they strike either, sometimes they decide to be in Asia, other times in Africa and just Monday we had one here in san Francisco! Are you kidding me? I don't even remember what the drill for an earthquake is. Last time I practiced some kind of emergency drill was like in third grade. I don't have time for you, earthquake.

Also, lately it seems that earthquakes have some sort of buddy system too. They have now grown smarter and when an earthquake strikes, you just know that right after that we'll have a tsunami!

Now tsunamis better chill out too. Just check out this video of why we don't want to see these guys around here.